McSweeney’s // Selected Works
Sometimes I get angry, drunk, or both and write things. Occasionally, they get published on McSweeney’s. Here's an email I recieved in response to one of those things:

I'm deeply touched that someone out there appreciates my efforts to make the world a funnier, shitty place.
“A Very Humble Linkedin Post About My Patently Abusive Tech Company”
“Introducing the Bon Iver ‘Skinny Love’ Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants“