McSweeney’s // Selected Works



Sometimes I get angry, drunk, or both and write things. Occasionally, they get published on McSweeney’s.  Here's an email I recieved in response to one of those things:




I'm deeply touched that someone out there appreciates my efforts to make the world a funnier, shitty place.

“A Very Humble Linkedin Post About My Patently Abusive Tech Company” 

“Introducing the Bon Iver ‘Skinny Love’ Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants“